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Re: You Are A Redneck If

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Posted by Nat on August 17, 2001 at 18:29:01:

In Reply to: You Are A Redneck If posted by Kimberly on August 16, 2001 at 07:08:25:

...Your van/car/pickup is littered with nanny berries... "are those rocks.. nope.. hehe"

...directions to your barn include watch for goats in the driveway "the 2 legged kids know to get out of the way!"

...your does mistake you for your buck (after cleaning the boy's pen)

...you have formal show wear - matching buckets, the nice stainless steel milking pails (that arn't dented) but the kitchen's bare!

...you spend more on the vet bill then your Dr. bill each year

...you've ever had a goat jump on your car/truck's hood

...your idea of entratainment is no.. not a bug zapper, but a six pack, flashlight and a doe that is 3 days overdue :-D

geeze.. so much for civilization :-D

-Nat's Little Bit





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