var quotes=new Array()
//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.
quotes[0]='"I used to be a gardener but now I raise goats." -- By Gary Pfalzbot'
quotes[1]='"Whether you think you can or whether you think you can\'t, you\'re right!" -- Henry Ford'
quotes[2]='"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." -- Sam Brown, Washington Post, 1977'
quotes[3]='"It/s 4 below zero, talk to me about global warming." -- Gary Pfalzbot'
quotes[4]='"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." -- Woody Allen'
quotes[5]='"Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble." -- Sidney J. Harris.'
quotes[6]='"High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation." -- Jack Kinder'
quotes[7]='"The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune." -- Plutarch'
quotes[8]='"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn\'t block traffic." -- Dan Rather'
quotes[9]='"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do." -- Andrew Carnegie'
quotes[10]='"Goats and quotes are similar in their uniqueness." -- Pamela Pfalzbot'
quotes[11]='"The words printed here are concepts. You must go through the experiences." -- Carl Frederick'
quotes[12]='"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." -- Andre Gide'
quotes[13]='"If you think nobody cares, stop paying your bills." -- Gary Pfalzbot'
quotes[14]='"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." -- Napoleon Hill'
quotes[15]='"Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don\'t quit." -- Conrad Hilton'
quotes[16]='"Do the things you know, and you shall learn the truth you need to know." -- George Macdonald'
quotes[17]='"I have never heard anything about the resolutions of the apostles, but a good deal about their acts." -- Horace Mann'
quotes[18]='"If your parents never had children, chances are you won\'t, either." -- Dick Cavett'
quotes[19]='"I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand." -- Chinese Proverb'
quotes[20]='"One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time." -- John Wanamaker'
quotes[21]='"Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful." -- Wallace D. Wattles'
quotes[22]='"If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor." -- Henry Kissinger'
quotes[23]='"Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them." -- Washington Irving'
quotes[24]='"When an affliction happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or you defeat it..." -- Rosalind Russell'
quotes[25]='"So little time, so many web sites." -- Anonymous web surfer'
quotes[26]='"If there is something to gain and nothing to lose by asking, by all means ask." -- W. Clement Stone'
quotes[27]='"It\'s not the situation ... It\'s your reaction to the situation." -- Robert Conklin'
quotes[28]='"Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves." -- J.B. Priestley'
quotes[29]='"What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens." -- Thaddeus Golas'
quotes[30]='"To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities." -- Bruce Lee'
var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote]);